Album Cover Slut-Off: Florence + The Machine Vs. Susan Boyle
Flo's sophomore LP Ceremonials hits the usual outlets here in the States on November 1 (which really isn't too far away — scary thought). SuBo's third (!!) album Someone To Watch Over Me arrives a week after that.
Simon Cowell must be getting nervous that Susan's vocal lady charms are wearing off on the public the third time around, because the brazen Scottish minx is tarting things up by showing the northern region of her cleavage on her album cover. And then there's the whole "Lunch money for a handjob, lads?" look she's flashing to the camera.
Meanwhile, Florence is slumped over and looking depressed. Maybe the batteries in her Rabbit are dead — in which case I highly recommend a good double-Barbie-doll-legging.
Labels: Florence And The Machine, Susan Boyle
posted by D'luv @ 11:44 PM
5 Comments:
At 1:46 AM,
Todd said…
how DARE you
At 10:55 AM,
Anonymous said…
Hahahahaha. Very funny. Subo would fall down laughing.
At 9:34 PM,
LIBERTY said…
On August 20 2011 , 20 lucky fans got to meet SUSAN in NYC and preview 4 of the songs on her new cd SOMEONE TO WATCH OVER ME & I can tell you, it is NOT ``Elevator music`.
Sworn to secrecy on song titles , their impression of the FIRST song heard , brought all 20 to tears and will surely melt the stoniest heart.
UNCHAINED MELODY is haunting and stunningly beautiful & her high notes will make you all gasp.
There is a `Wild Horses`type track that will catch you all by surprise.
There is also an assortment of uptempo tracks and originals .
Don’t put Susan in a box. She wants to stun you all ….
At 12:05 PM,
Anonymous said…
... How dare you insult the Goddess that is Florence Welch!!!!!!!!!
At 12:57 PM,
Anonymous said…
Florence and the machine are fucking awesome ! Obviously you are a sad sad person or have no heart , to see how honest and amazing their music is !
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